TekNik:- The 'Corporate Innovation Cell' in our company is conceptualizing a new accounting software for banks. Arbit:- Sounds interesting. How do they plan to do this? TekNik:- By studying existing accounting softwares of other companies!!
Arbit:- What would your father say if I told him I wish to buy 100% stake in your property named Maya. Maya:- He would give you full permission.. provided you also take over all the liabilities of Maya's parent company.
Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit!! I was trying to make sense of the financial crisis!! What happens when Debt holder becomes equity holder by exercising convertible bonds? Arbit:- Exactly the same as what happens when Girl Friend which is Fixed expense per month is promoted to Wife who takes your Full Salary.
TekNik:- Hey Arbit! Where is Perplex Singh these days. Haven't seen him for a while. Arbit:- A distributor of low ROI FMCG products has Warehoused him with its Viral Marketing TekNik:???? Arbit: he has got Maleria!!
Arbit: You know what! Today we had a guest lecture on non-performing assets in banking! I was wondering, what are the non-performing asset in tour IT company. TekNik:- Managers!! Sent By:- Subhajit Kundu Through Orkut