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Popular website BrightHub rates Arbit Choudhury as the 2nd best in Change Management, preceded only by Dilbert.

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Arbit:- Hey TekNik, heard you are looking for a bride. Any particular selection criteria? Footer:- TekNik, Arbit friend, works in an IT company TekNik:- She should meet all Functional Specs, satisfy Performance Criteria and pass User Acceptance Testing.
Arbit:- Hey TekNik, heard you are looking for a bride. Any particular selection criteria?
Footer:- TekNik, Arbit friend, works in an IT company
TekNik:- She should meet all Functional Specs, satisfy Performance Criteria and pass User Acceptance Testing.

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Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Where are you ? Haven't seen you all day. Antique Jain:- I am with a 'Blog'ology Consultant.. Antique continues:- He is helping me identify Anushka's unknown personality traits, by analyzing her blog!! Footer:- Antique Jain has a big crush on Anushka
Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Where are you ? Haven't seen you all day. Antique Jain:- I am with a 'Blog'ology Consultant.. Antique continues:- He is helping me identify Anushka's unknown personality traits, by analyzing her blog!! Footer:- Antique Jain has a big crush on Anushka

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Arbit Choudhury:- In this age of Web 2.0, not using social media can prove dangerous. TekNik:- Hows that? Arbit Choudhury:- Macho Mahajan did not know that his girl friend had ditch him, as he was not following her on Twitter !!
Arbit Choudhury:- In this age of Web 2.0, not using social media can prove dangerous. TekNik:- Hows that? Arbit Choudhury:- Macho Mahajan did not know that his girl friend had ditch him, as he was not following her on Twitter !!

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TekNik:- In view of the current recession, the Chief Downsizing Office of my company has announced a 1% cut in workforce. Footer - TekNik works in an IT services company. Arbit Choudhury:- Just 1%? Do you think this will result in any significant saving?? TekNik:- Definitely..1% of our workforce is 30,000 employees!!
TekNik:- In view of the current recession, the Chief Downsizing Office of my company has announced a 1% cut in workforce. Footer - TekNik works in an IT services company. Arbit Choudhury:- Just 1%? Do you think this will result in any significant saving?? TekNik:- Definitely..1% of our workforce is 30,000 employees!!

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Arbit Choudhury saying: First, US tried to halt the entry of H1 and L1 holders from India.. Footer:- H1 and L1 are US work visa types for non-US citizens.   Arbit continues: and now, India is trying to halt the entry of H1N1 holders from the US !!  Footer:- H1N1 is scientific name for Swine Flu virus
Arbit Choudhury saying: First, US tried to halt the entry of H1 and L1 holders from India.. Footer:- H1 and L1 are US work visa types for non-US citizens. Arbit continues: and now, India is trying to halt the entry of H1N1 holders from the US !! Footer:- H1N1 is scientific name for Swine Flu virus

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TekNik – As part of the Go Green Initiative, my company as decided to implement Paperless Office Policy. Footer:- TekNik works in an IT company. Arbit Choudhury:- So how are they spreading this message among employees? TekNik:- By hanging paper posters, banners and cutouts about the initiative in every employee’s cubicle!!
TekNik – As part of the Go Green Initiative, my company as decided to implement Paperless Office Policy. Footer:- TekNik works in an IT company. Arbit Choudhury:- So how are they spreading this message among employees? TekNik:- By hanging paper posters, banners and cutouts about the initiative in every employee’s cubicle!!

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TekNik: My friend Anek Jobkar has the dubious distinction of being laid off twice in his career, 1st the Dotcom burst and now in the current recession. Hence he has decided to join a recession proof profession now.   Arbit Choudhury: Really!! And what is that?   Teknik: Politics !! Footer:- TekNik works in an IT services company
TekNik: My friend Anek Jobkar has the dubious distinction of being laid off twice in his career, 1st the Dotcom burst and now in the current recession. Hence he has decided to join a recession proof profession now.
Arbit Choudhury: Really!! And what is that?
Teknik: Politics !!
Footer:- TekNik works in an IT services company

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TekNik:- The 'Corporate Innovation Cell' in our company is conceptualizing a new accounting software for banks. Arbit:- Sounds interesting. How do they plan to do this? TekNik:- By studying existing accounting softwares of other companies!!
TekNik:- The 'Corporate Innovation Cell' in our company is conceptualizing a new accounting software for banks.
Arbit:- Sounds interesting. How do they plan to do this?
TekNik:- By studying existing accounting softwares of other companies!!

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Antique Jain:- Arbit !! How come you always copy my assignments, but never get caught? Arbit:- I am planning to write a white-paper on this.  Antique:- What????  Arbit:- It will be a Thought Leadership work on Knowledge Management in a B-school !!
Antique Jain:- Arbit !! How come you always copy my assignments, but never get caught?
Arbit:- I am planning to write a white-paper on this.
Antique:- What????
Arbit:- It will be a Thought Leadership work on Knowledge Management in a B-school !!

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Arbit: You know what! Today we had a guest lecture on non-performing assets in banking! I was wondering, what are the non-performing asset in tour IT company. TekNik:- Managers!! Idea Sent By:- Subhajit Kundu Through Orkut
Arbit: You know what! Today we had a guest lecture on non-performing assets in banking! I was wondering, what are the non-performing asset in tour IT company.
TekNik:- Managers!!
Idea Sent By:- Subhajit Kundu Through Orkut

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Perplex Singh:- I heard that Antique Jain now locks up all his class notes so that no other classmate has access to them. Footer:- Antique Jain is the topper in class. Arbit:- This is an after effect of the information security guest lecture he attended
Perplex Singh:- I heard that Antique Jain now locks up all his class notes so that no other classmate has access to them.
Footer:- Antique Jain is the topper in class.
Arbit:- This is an after effect of the Information Security Guest Lecture he attended!!

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Antique Jain:- When will India win an Olympic Gold? Arbit Choudhury:- The day coding is included as an Olympic sport
Antique Jain:- When will India win an Olympic Gold?
Arbit CHoudhury:- The day coding is included as an Olympic sport!!

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Prof. LR scolding Arbit:- You use so many library resources, but never complete any project in time. Which company will give you a job?? Arbit Choudhury:- An IT company, Sir!!
Prof. LR scolding Arbit:- You use so many library resources, but never complete any project in time. Which company will give you a job?? Arbit Choudhury:- An IT company, Sir!!

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MBA Irony No 32 :: Arbit Choudhury:- The eCommerce blog was hacked!!

MBA Irony No 32 :: Arbit Choudhury:- The eCommerce blog was hacked!!

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Arbit Choudhury:- TekNik! How does your company tackle the problem of ‘Bench’? TekNik:- Our company has no one on bench. Arbit Choudhury:- Wow! That’s amazing. How does your company manage that? TekNik:- Simply by referring to all employees with no work as ‘Business Inventory’.

Arbit Choudhury:- TekNik! How does your company tackle the problem of ‘Bench’? TekNik:- Our company has no one on bench. Arbit Choudhury:- Wow! That’s amazing. How does your company manage that? TekNik:- Simply by referring to all employees with no work as ‘Business Inventory’.

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Arbit Choudhury:- Hey TekNik! What can be worse than working Offshore? TekNik:- Working Offshore in Onsite timings.

Arbit Choudhury:- Hey TekNik! What can be worse than working Offshore? TekNik:- Working Offshore in Onsite timings.

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Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! Do you know.. One of the Creators of Arbit Choudhury work across international boundaries.. from Hyderabad,  Geveva and London ! Arbit Choudhury:- Hmm. So now even the Comic industry is following the IT industry’s Global Delivery Model.
Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! Do you know.. One of the Creators of Arbit Choudhury work across international boundaries.. from Hyderabad, Geveva and London !
Arbit Choudhury:- Hmm. So now even the Comic industry is following the IT industry’s Global Delivery Model.

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Antique Jain:- With Placements around the corner, which companies are you targeting? Arbit Choudhury:- Investment Banks, Consulting, FMCGs, in that order. Antique Jain:- And if you don’t make it to any of these. What is Plan B? Arbit Choudhury:- Same as everyone else’s. An IT company!!
Antique Jain:- With Placements around the corner, which companies are you targeting?
Arbit Choudhury:- Investment Banks, Consulting, FMCGs, in that order.
Antique Jain:- And if you don’t make it to any of these. What is Plan B?
Arbit Choudhury:- Same as everyone else’s. An IT company!!

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Arbit Choudhury saying:- ERP packages are like Indian cricketers. They underperform on a most occasions, but are always in demand.
Arbit Choudhury saying:- ERP packages are like Indian cricketers. They underperform on a most occasions, but are always in demand.

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Antique jain:- Hey Arbit! What topic have you chosen for the Global Economics presentation? Arbit Choudhury:- Impact of spiraling profits of Indian IT companies in the US GDP.
Antique jain:- Hey Arbit! What topic have you chosen for the Global Economics presentation?
Arbit Choudhury:- Impact of spiraling profits of Indian IT companies in the US GDP.

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Arbit Choudhury:- What’s up? You look a bit crossed today? Friend:- My Knowledge Management initiative was aborted by the authorities. Arbit Choudhury:- Oh is it so.. seems you were caught cheating again.
Arbit Choudhury:- What’s up? You look a bit crossed today?
Friend:- My Knowledge Management initiative was aborted by the authorities.
Arbit Choudhury:- Oh is it so.. seems you were caught cheating again.

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