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Popular website BrightHub rates Arbit Choudhury as the 2nd best in Change Management, preceded only by Dilbert.

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TekNik:- Hey Arbit! Where is Perplex Singh these days. Haven't seen him for a while. Arbit:- A distributor of low ROI FMCG products has Warehoused him with its Viral Marketing TekNik:???? Arbit: he has got Maleria!!
TekNik:- Hey Arbit! Where is Perplex Singh these days. Haven't seen him for a while.
Arbit:- A distributor of low ROI FMCG products has Warehoused him with its Viral Marketing
TekNik:????
Arbit: he has got Maleria!!

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Arbit Choudhury’s MBA ROI Model:- MBA Payback Period = [Cost if MBA Education + Opportunity Cost of 2 years + Loss of salary for 2 years] / CTC Received

Arbit Choudhury’s MBA ROI Model:- MBA Payback Period = [Cost if MBA Education + Opportunity Cost of 2 years + Loss of salary for 2 years] / CTC Received

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Maya:- Hey Arbit! What does love mean to an MBA?? Arbit Choudhury:- A Long Term Relationship Management Initiative, with High Input Costs, and Intangible ROI.
Maya:- Hey Arbit! What does love mean to an MBA??
Arbit Choudhury:- A Long Term Relationship Management Initiative, with High Input Costs, and Intangible ROI.

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B-school finance funda:- 1. ROI = CTC received / fee paid 2. Two parts of Corporate Financing – a. Financing decision – Searching for a bank to take a loan for MBA b. Investment decision – Adequate allocation of the above loan amongst Movies, Booze, Affairs. Idea sent by – Amit Dutta, NITIE
B-school finance funda:-
1. ROI = CTC received / fee paid
2. Two parts of Corporate Financing –
a. Financing decision – Searching for a bank to take a loan for MBA
b. Investment decision – Adequate allocation of the above loan amongst Movies, Booze, Affairs.
Idea sent by – Amit Dutta, NITIE

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Arbit Choudhury:- You are not moving around with your girlfriend these days? Antique Jain:- After careful cost benefit analysis, I concluded that the overhead costs were steadily increasing and were and there wasn't enough ROI, so the project was terminated. Arbit Choudhury:- Oh! Seems she diteched you!!
Arbit Choudhury:- You are not moving around with your girlfriend these days? Antique Jain:- After careful cost benefit analysis, I concluded that the overhead costs were steadily increasing and were and there wasn't enough ROI, so the project was terminated. Arbit Choudhury:- Oh! Seems she diteched you!!

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