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Popular website BrightHub rates Arbit Choudhury as the 2nd best in Change Management, preceded only by Dilbert.

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Arbit Choudhury: The leader of the coalition govt. in our state has been invited to give a Guest Lecture in our B-school. Perplex Singh: That's Cool!! What topic would he speak on? Arbit Choudhury: Change Management during Mergers and Acquisitions !!
Arbit Choudhury: The leader of the coalition govt. in our state has been invited to give a Guest Lecture in our B-school. Perplex Singh: That's Cool!! What topic would he speak on? Arbit Choudhury: Change Management during Mergers and Acquisitions !!

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Perplex Singh and Arbit standing in front of a board which has “karmanne wadhikaraste, ma phaleshu kadachana” written on it. Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What would this mean in the modern world of business? Arbit:- Vertically integrate all your efforts and outsource the results to God
Perplex Singh and Arbit standing in front of a board which has “karmanne wadhikaraste, ma phaleshu kadachana” written on it.
Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What would this mean in the modern world of business?
Arbit:- Vertically integrate all your efforts and outsource the results to God

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Management Funda No.:- 39  Prof. to Arbit Choudhury:- If you score below BB in any of the remaining weekly tests, you will fail in this subject.  Caption:- MBO - Management By Objectives
Management Funda No.:- 39
Prof. to Arbit Choudhury:- If you score below BB in any of the remaining weekly tests, you will fail in this subject.
Caption:- MBO - Management By Objectives

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Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Check out the interview of a Fortune 100 company ‘COO’ on BuzzNews.com. He talks about the unique strategic direction of his company … Antique Jain:- Oh … you mean the Chief Operating Officer? Arbit Choudhury:- Nope .. the Chief Outsourcing Officer.

Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Check out the interview of a Fortune 100 company ‘COO’ on BuzzNews.com. He talks about the unique strategic direction of his company … Antique Jain:- Oh … you mean the Chief Operating Officer? Arbit Choudhury:- Nope .. the Chief Outsourcing Officer.

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Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! What do you think about the solution I proposed to the ‘Get Well Soon Hospitals’ Case Study? Antique Jain:- Somehow, I feel forward integration of ‘Get Well Soon Hospitals’ with ‘Die Hard Funeral Homes' and backward integration to ‘Slimy Fast Food Center’ is such not such a bright idea! Idea sent by - Kuldeep Sawant, IIML
Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! What do you think about the solution I proposed to the ‘Get Well Soon Hospitals’ Case Study?
Antique Jain:- Somehow, I feel forward integration of ‘Get Well Soon Hospitals’ with ‘Die Hard Funeral Homes' and backward integration to ‘Slimy Fast Food Center’ is such not such a bright idea!
Idea sent by - Kuldeep Sawant, IIML

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Antique Jain- Hey Arbit ... How are you preparing for tomorrow’s Biz Plan presentation?  Arbit Choudhury - Well ... I am Googling on Google about the Business Model of Google !!
Antique Jain- Hey Arbit ... How are you preparing for tomorrow’s Biz Plan presentation?
Arbit Choudhury - Well ... I am Googling on Google about the Business Model of Google !!

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Arbit Choudhury: My friend Macho Mahajan proposed to all 1st year girls on the day they joined. Maya: Gosh! Why did he do that?  Arbit Choudhury: He wanted to take the first mover advantage. Idea sent by- Tuhin Mahato, Goa Institute of Management
Arbit Choudhury: My friend Macho Mahajan proposed to all 1st year girls on the day they joined.
Maya: Gosh! Why did he do that?
Arbit Choudhury: He wanted to take the first mover advantage.
Idea sent by- Tuhin Mahato, Goa Institute of Management

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Prof. LR- Arpit! Give me an example of Experience Curve Arbit Choudhury:- Kumble's strike rate increasing as he gets older and older!!
Prof. LR- Arpit! Give me an example of Experience Curve Arbit Choudhury:- Kumble's strike rate increasing as he gets older and older!!

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TekNik:- Hey Arbit, what is your summer project in a BPO company all about?<br />Arbit Choudhury:- Six Sigma implementation for countering attrition through hostile takeovers
TekNik:- Hey Arbit, what is your summer project in a BPO company all about?
Arbit Choudhury:- Six Sigma implementation for countering attrition through hostile takeovers

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Antique jain:- Hey Arbit! What is sonia gandhi's core competence? Arbit Choudhury:- Renouncing positions of power !!
Antique jain:- Hey Arbit! What is sonia gandhi's core competence?
Arbit Choudhury:- Renouncing positions of power !!

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Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! What is your topic for the Paper Presentation Contest? Arbit Choudhury:- I will present on the similarity in patterns followed by Indian working class over the centuries, right from the time when Indian labourers used to go to work in African plantations, to today's BPO revolution.  Antique Jain:- Oh! And what is he title of you paper? Arbit Choudhury:- India's Core Competence- Cheap Labour!!
Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! What is your topic for the Paper Presentation Contest?
Arbit Choudhury:- I will present on the similarity in patterns followed by Indian working class over
the centuries, right from the time when Indian labourers used to go to work in African
plantations, to today's BPO revolution.
Antique Jain:- Oh! And what is he title of you paper?
Arbit Choudhury:- India's Core Competence- Cheap Labour!!

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Arbit Choudhury (before joining the B-school): Short Term Goal – To be a middle level manager, to handle a team effectively and grow with the organization. Long Term Goal – To rise to the C-band, where my decisions can shape the future roadmap of the organization, economy and society Arbit Choudhury (after joining the B-school): Short Term Goal – I want to pass in Fin Acc-II. Long Term Goal – I want a job. Any job will do. Idea sent by – Rama Chandran, IIML
Arbit Choudhury (before joining the B-school):
Short Term Goal – To be a middle level manager, to handle a team effectively and grow with the organization.
Long Term Goal – To rise to the C-band, where my decisions can shape the future roadmap of the organization, economy and society
Arbit Choudhury (after joining the B-school):
Short Term Goal – I want to pass in Fin Acc-II.
Long Term Goal – I want a job. Any job will do.
Idea sent by – Rama Chandran, IIML

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Antique Jain:- What is the most important thing the US should outsource to India? Arbit Choudhury:- Their President!!
Antique Jain:- What is the most important thing the US should outsource to India?
Arbit Choudhury:- Their President!!

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Prof LR:- What is the core competence of USA? Arbit Choudhury:- Outsourcing!!
Prof LR:- What is the core competence of USA?
Arbit Choudhury:- Outsourcing!!

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TekNik:- Today My boss told me that our company has embarked on a 'Strategic Organizational Restructuring program' aimed to make the firm more lean and productive. What does this mean?? Arbit Choudhury:- Your Job is under threat!!!
TekNik:- Today My boss told me that our company has embarked on a 'Strategic Organizational Restructuring program' aimed to make the firm more lean and productive. What does this mean?? Arbit Choudhury:- Your Job is under threat!!!

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Arbit's Definition of STRATEGY - Simple Things Rearranged Arbitly To Explain Garbled Yuppies
Arbit's Definition of STRATEGY - Simple Things Rearranged Arbitly To Explain Garbled Yuppies

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Graphic of two answer sheets with zero and 'Copied' mark written across them. Management Funda # 44: Differentiate or Die!!
Graphic of two answer sheets with zero and 'Copied' mark written across them. Management Funda # 44: Differentiate or Die!!

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