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Popular website BrightHub rates Arbit Choudhury as the 2nd best in Change Management, preceded only by Dilbert.

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TekNik:- In view of the current recession, the Chief Downsizing Office of my company has announced a 1% cut in workforce. Footer - TekNik works in an IT services company. Arbit Choudhury:- Just 1%? Do you think this will result in any significant saving?? TekNik:- Definitely..1% of our workforce is 30,000 employees!!
TekNik:- In view of the current recession, the Chief Downsizing Office of my company has announced a 1% cut in workforce. Footer - TekNik works in an IT services company. Arbit Choudhury:- Just 1%? Do you think this will result in any significant saving?? TekNik:- Definitely..1% of our workforce is 30,000 employees!!

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TekNik – As part of the Go Green Initiative, my company as decided to implement Paperless Office Policy. Footer:- TekNik works in an IT company. Arbit Choudhury:- So how are they spreading this message among employees? TekNik:- By hanging paper posters, banners and cutouts about the initiative in every employee’s cubicle!!
TekNik – As part of the Go Green Initiative, my company as decided to implement Paperless Office Policy. Footer:- TekNik works in an IT company. Arbit Choudhury:- So how are they spreading this message among employees? TekNik:- By hanging paper posters, banners and cutouts about the initiative in every employee’s cubicle!!

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TekNik:- The 'Corporate Innovation Cell' in our company is conceptualizing a new accounting software for banks. Arbit:- Sounds interesting. How do they plan to do this? TekNik:- By studying existing accounting softwares of other companies!!
TekNik:- The 'Corporate Innovation Cell' in our company is conceptualizing a new accounting software for banks.
Arbit:- Sounds interesting. How do they plan to do this?
TekNik:- By studying existing accounting softwares of other companies!!

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Perplex Singh and Arbit standing in front of a board which has “karmanne wadhikaraste, ma phaleshu kadachana” written on it. Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What would this mean in the modern world of business? Arbit:- Vertically integrate all your efforts and outsource the results to God
Perplex Singh and Arbit standing in front of a board which has “karmanne wadhikaraste, ma phaleshu kadachana” written on it.
Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What would this mean in the modern world of business?
Arbit:- Vertically integrate all your efforts and outsource the results to God

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Arbit and Maya sitting in a restaurant. Maya:- We placed the order half an hour back. Food has not been served yet. What is the problem? Arbit:- Seems like improper demand planning has created too many bottlenecks in their supply chain.
Arbit and Maya sitting in a restaurant.
Maya:- We placed the order half an hour back. Food has not been served yet. What is the problem?
Arbit:- Seems like improper demand planning has created too many bottlenecks in their supply chain.

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Valentine's Day Special  Arbit Choudhury:- Will you add a few shares of my love in your portfolio?  Maya:- No thanks. My portfolio is already quite diversified.
Valentine's Day Special
Arbit Choudhury:- Will you add a few shares of my love in your portfolio?
Maya:- No thanks. My portfolio is already quite diversified.

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Perplex:- Hey Arbit! How did your summer project presentation go? Arbit Choudhury:- In have been assured about the implementation of the project recommendations, subsequent to a senior management review. Perplex:- Great! So your report will be implemented! Arbit Choudhury:- No, it means no one will ever read it again.

Perplex:- Hey Arbit! How did your summer project presentation go? Arbit Choudhury:- In have been assured about the implementation of the project recommendations, subsequent to a senior management review. Perplex:- Great! So your report will be implemented! Arbit Choudhury:- No, it means no one will ever read it again.

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Perplex:- Hey Arbit! Insurance companies seem to be coming up with lots of new products every day! Arbit Choudhury:- They can come upo with a product to take advantage of the volatile job market. Perplex:- And .. what’s that? Arbit Choudhury:- Retrenchment Insurance.

Perplex:- Hey Arbit! Insurance companies seem to be coming up with lots of new products every day! Arbit Choudhury:- They can come upo with a product to take advantage of the volatile job market. Perplex:- And .. what’s that? Arbit Choudhury:- Retrenchment Insurance.

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Antique Jain:- I feel my excessive sleeping hours are hampering my studies. What should I do? Arbit Choudhury:- The ‘Key’ is to bring process improvement for higher efficiencies in the hours you are awake rather than going for capacity expansion!!

Antique Jain:- I feel my excessive sleeping hours are hampering my studies. What should I do? Arbit Choudhury:- The ‘Key’ is to bring process improvement for higher efficiencies in the hours you are awake rather than going for capacity expansion!!

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Perplex Singh:- You know Arbit, Aishwarya Rai will be acting in Hollywood movies this year!! Arbit Choudhury:- I knew this would happen on day. I can already imagine an Economic Times headline on this. Perplex Singh:- Economic Times ? Arbit Choudhury:- Yes. Out-sourcing hits Hollywood .
Perplex Singh:- You know Arbit, Aishwarya Rai will be acting in Hollywood movies this year!!
Arbit Choudhury:- I knew this would happen on day. I can already imagine an Economic Times headline on this.
Perplex Singh:- Economic Times ?
Arbit Choudhury:- Yes. Out-sourcing hits Hollywood

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Perplex Singh:- What is the difference between an engineer and a MBA? Arbit Choudhury:- An engineer tries to solve a problem through logic, a manager invents a logic to explain the problem.
Perplex Singh:- What is the difference between an engineer and a MBA?
Arbit Choudhury:- An engineer tries to solve a problem through logic, a manager invents a logic to explain the problem.

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TekNik:- You look upset today? Whazzup?  Arbit Choudhury:- :- I had an argument with my mom yesterday. She did not like the objections I raised about the high raw material inventory levels and other bottle-necks in the household supply chain!!
TekNik:- You look upset today? Whazzup?
Arbit Choudhury:- :- I had an argument with my mom yesterday. She did not like the objections I raised about the high raw material inventory levels and other bottle-necks in the household supply chain!!

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Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique, Prof. Rangareddy's new Operations Management Book has just been released!<br />Antique Jain:- Great! I will definitely buy it. What is the title of the book?<br />Arbit Choudhury:- Who says only doctors can do operations?<br />Idea sent by - Jitendra Pal, JBIMS
Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique, Prof. Rangareddy's new Operations Management Book has just been released!
Antique Jain:- Great! I will definitely buy it. What is the title of the book?
Arbit Choudhury:- Who says only doctors can do operations?
Idea sent by - Jitendra Pal, JBIMS

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Prof. LR:- Arpit! Do you know what Corporate Fringe benefit cannot be taxed under law? Arbit Choudhury:- Beautiful Co-workers !!
Prof. LR:- Arpit! Do you know what Corporate Fringe benefit cannot be taxed under law?
Arbit Choudhury:- Beautiful Co-workers !!

Prof. LR:- Arpit! Do you know what Corporate Fringe benefit cannot be taxed under law?
Arbit Choudhury:- Beautiful Co-workers !!

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Arbit Choudhury: To an optimist, the glass is half filled.. To a pessimist, the glass is half empty..  To a consultant, the glass needs resizing !!! Idea sent by - Sushant Khairnar, IIMA
Arbit Choudhury: To an optimist, the glass is half filled.. To a pessimist, the glass is half empty.. To a consultant, the glass needs resizing !!!
Idea sent by - Sushant Khairnar, IIMA

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TekNik:- Hey Arbit, what is your summer project in a BPO company all about?<br />Arbit Choudhury:- Six Sigma implementation for countering attrition through hostile takeovers
TekNik:- Hey Arbit, what is your summer project in a BPO company all about?
Arbit Choudhury:- Six Sigma implementation for countering attrition through hostile takeovers

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Maya:- Hey Arbit! What does love mean to an MBA?? Arbit Choudhury:- A Long Term Relationship Management Initiative, with High Input Costs, and Intangible ROI.
Maya:- Hey Arbit! What does love mean to an MBA??
Arbit Choudhury:- A Long Term Relationship Management Initiative, with High Input Costs, and Intangible ROI.

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Antique Jain:- I never see you study, how come you manage to pass in every Test? Arbit Choudhury:- Well.. simply through a seamless flow of information across an optimized supply chain in the examination hall!!
Antique Jain:- I never see you study, how come you manage to pass in every Test?
Arbit Choudhury:- Well.. simply through a seamless flow of information across an optimized supply chain in the examination hall!!

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TekNik:- Give me a practical example of assets and liabilities. Arbit Choudhury:- Asset- Girlfriend, Liability- Wife
TekNik:- Give me a practical example of assets and liabilities.
Arbit Choudhury:- Asset- Girlfriend, Liability- Wife

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Prof LR:- Name an industry with very low entry barriers and high exit barriers. Arbit Choudhury:- The Underworld!!
Prof LR:- Name an industry with very low entry barriers and high exit barriers. Arbit Choudhury:- The Underworld!!

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The 4 P's of MBA education - Presentations, Parties, Placements, Pay Packages.
The 4 P's of MBA education - Presentations, Parties, Placements, Pay Packages.

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